- I don't know those places. Using locations that you're not familiar with can lead to silly mistakes, which I have encountered reading books like High Society by Ben Elton. That book features a passage where a character--a rock star--who is running late for a gig, jogs from the City centre to the concert venue. In the real Birmingham, the venue named is about fifteen miles from the city centre, but the narrative claimed that he completed the run in thirty minutes,
- I feel no affinity for those places. I wanted to be able to convey some warmth about the locations in my story,
- If I stick to places I know, I can easily drop in landmarks that I'm personally familiar with, alongside amusing local names (for example, the local name for a prominent statue of a woman reclining in a fountain is 'The floozy in the jacuzzi').
- I wanted to avoid the old clichés that are seen in movies all the time. You can pretty much guarantee that if an American movie has a segment based in London, that it will open with a panoramic shot showing the Thames and Big Ben, or a close-up shot of someone getting out of a black cab with a red phone box in the background. I didn't ant to find myself resorting to that hackneyed (no pun intended) imagery in my own work.
Sunday, 12 March 2023
Write WHAT YOU KNOW
Tuesday, 7 March 2023
Bothering the charts
I've CHARTED!
I have actually hit a respectable number in Amazon's Cyberpunk Science-Fiction chart:
As the eagle-eyed among you will perhaps surmise, I am also #5,054 in the Free Kindle Store chart, which throws the #11 figure into sharp relief.
I'll take it, though. In my mind, I'm making the top 10 feel nervous, which puts me right up there alongside luminaries like William Gibson and Neal Stephenson.
I've made it to the big time (sort of - at this point in time, my Kindle Direct Publishing stats are only confirming 17 copies have actually been ordered)!
Lies, damn lies, and statistics.
Friday, 3 March 2023
And so the inevitable avalanche of sales begins...
I guess this is the modern day, digital equivalent of 'framing the first dollar you earned':
I know it's silly, but I still got a genuine thrill when I saw it.
Thursday, 2 March 2023
Demoralised? No!
So it's March 2nd, the day after my first ever release onto Amazon Kindle Direct Publishing.
The stats are not looking good:
Am I upset? No.Am I demoralised? No.
Why not? It's only day one.
The whole purpose of the exercise was to break the ice, get something out there and see how it works. I need to work out how to publicise, how to tempt people to read my work and leave me a review or two.
I'm hoping that favourable reviews will lead to more readers.
At the end of the day, I know there is a lag in the stats (I have at least one definite sale and two reviews which aren't visible yet) and at this point in time I'me giving the story away for free, so there's no money to be made anyway (I'm watching the 'Orders' and 'KENP Read' more than the 'Estimated royalties' numbers).
I'll stay tuned for updates.
Monday, 27 February 2023
Nervous energy
I'm two days away from the release of my first self-published work, The EGG MEN, which goes on sale on Amazon on 1st March, and as you may expect I'm full of energy and excitement (and caffeinated cola beverages, which might explain the energy).
I've not been able to sit still without doing something, so I've been working hard on my next-but-one release, That's THE WAY THE COOKIE CRUMBLES.
This is a Dreams are not dreams short story that will follow the publication of puppet | STRINGS (currently slated for June 1st, 2023), serving as either a prequel or a prologue, depending on which order you read them. Like puppet | STRINGS, it focuses solely on 'our hero', Brad Kimball, and the events between his decision to drop out of University and becoming embroiled in the schemes and shenanigans of our villains, The Nightmares.
That's THE WAY THE COOKIE CRUMBLES is quite well-developed and is about to go into Beta-Reading, and should be out in the Autumn, but that's not all! Oh, no!
I've also had another idea for a new setting. At the moment, I'm fighting hard to keep it embryonic and undeveloped. Dreams are not dreams is most certainly the main focus of my efforts right now, and unless my mind is tinkered with by someone from another dimension, will remain so until at least STRINGS | cut (the next full book in the Dreams are not dreams sequence and the follow-up to puppet | STRINGS) is released, which is currently on schedule for December 2023.
Happy/excited/happy/excited/happy - repeat until nauseated.
Sunday, 19 February 2023
So, what's next?
Thursday, 12 January 2023
Welcome, one and all, to my shiny new blog!
Hi! Thanks for stopping by, come in, have a seat. Can I offer you a drink?
Forgive the mess - I've just moved in. Things will be looking a little sparse around here for a while, but I'm working to remedy that as fast as I can.
I've created this blog as a way of communicating my attempts to try my hand at writing. Over the last couple of years, I've spent a lot of time working on a set of stories, and have decided it's time to inflict them upon an unsuspecting planet.
My initial works will be published as part of a series called Dreams are not dreams, commencing with a short story called The EGG MEN, which will debut on Amazon on 1st March 2023.
The EGG MEN will be followed in the summer by the first volume of the main Dreams are not dreams story sequence, which is called puppet | STRINGS.
I am planning to use this blog to share progress reports, how I ended up doing this, how I went about things and generally rambling on about the business of pretending to be a serious writer; the ups, downs, pitfalls (and whatever the opposite of a pitfall is) will all be discussed and described here.
Thanks for dropping by and stay tuned for updates...